Me & the Faceless Guy on Grindr

Faceless Guy: I bet you have nice arm pits.
Me: And you are....
Faceless Guy: Discreet.
Me: Odviously
Faceless Guy: I'd love to lick your sweaty pits.
Me: Who wouldn't?.... So tell me do you ever really get a positive response from anyone, sending out random sexual advances to people, without having a picture or a profile.
Faceless Guy: I can keep good secret.
Me: I bet you can darling, and you can keep that secret all to yourself.
**blocks faceless guy**

antoneux:

richmonsoon:

Seriously, this shit is funny.

*cackles*

(Source: completelyunproductive)

Lolz…. A bear paw

(Source: spidermanspiderman)

you’ve been a very bad boy kitty, a very very bad boy. 

Better watch out or I’ll steal your honey too! 

(Source: massconfuxion)

Really!? It has come to this, bears. I honestly have no idea what that means. 

“Drama is like gay-man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.”

hausoftone:

— Jenna Maroney of ‘30 Rock’

Fucking this. 

(Source: antoneux)